{Plans for building an orgone accumulator}
Holy cats! How awesome would it be to get married inside an orgone accumulator?! Yeah, we know that Einstein tested Reich’s theories about omnipresent sexual energies that could be harnessed via specially shaped chambers and found no evidence to support the theory, but c’mon, what could be a more perfect place to proclaim your love for someone? (Although we think the bride and groom would have to be the only ones in the chamber, with the officiant’s voice piped in and the procedure transmitted via webcam to the guests…)
Seriously, though, what is love if not a mystical unmeasurable energy? Why not channel it through an orgone accumulator (Plus, the first song of your reception is chosen for you…)
{One-man isolator? Or wedding celebrator?}
